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Lobby Bar – August 19: Doctoring Your Passport, Let’s Get Postal, and Yabba Dabba Doo!

Lobby Bar – A Now Available as a Once-Weekly Dietary Supplement
Bikeway. Jonathan Spira heads back to catch another performance of “Spamilton,” this time at the Puerto Rican Traveling Theatre. As its name implies, the theatre is one wheeled, and slowly makes its way down Broadway by collective force of the audience using bicycle pedals built into the seats in front of them. It makes for an amazing experience and the …

Lobby Bar – August 11: Trusting the Internet’s Strangers, Electricity is Trendy, and How to Fold Your Electronics

Lobby Bar – A Non-Habit Forming Opiate, FDA Approval Pending
Island friends. Hawaiian Airlines will be introducing a new communications channel for customer service: two-way texting. This service will be a great way to check in with the airline regarding your upcoming flight, or if you’re out at dinner with somebody popular and want to make it seem like you’re texting a friend. It was confirmed at the same time that plans …

Lobby Bar – August 4: Edible Technology, Dreaming Up a Play, and Flying is a Team Sport

Lobby Bar – It’s Unlike Anything You’ve Ever Read Saturday Through Thursday
My turn. It’s no secret that the news has been chock full of airlines acting up recently, and many of our readers have said that recent developments would cause them to choose another airline. Overwhelmingly, readers have taken to flying World Global Air, an airline that treats all flyers equally: every 30 minutes a passenger is invited to take charge …

Lobby Bar – July 28: Zombies at the Theater, Edible Technology, and Potatoes Go Portable

A Spoonful of Lobby Bar Makes the World Go Round
Raiders of the lost Buick. Join the unlikely team of Mississippi Riegler and Indiana Jones 50 years in the future as they unearth a golden Buick LeSabre and fight off a rival archaeologist as well as some Nazis who mistake the Buick for the Ark of the Covenant. In the end (spoiler alert!), the intrepid duo drives off in the Buick …

Lobby Bar – July 21: Killer Selfies, Flight Attendants Get Naked, and a Concussion Shower

Lobby Bar – The Only Article That Loves You Back
Two of a kind. Join Jonathan Spira at the theater for a look at “Assassins,” a roughly two-hour light-hearted look at the assassinations of past United States presidents. Next week, we’ll review “Survivors,” a 43-hour play about all of the other presidents. Bring a sleeping bag and diapers: there is no intermission but covlefe will be served.
Powdered hospitality. Take a quick flight …

Lobby Bar – July 14: When Turtles Fly, Human Memory Upgrades, Yogi Berra’s Lounge, and the Real Rainbow Road

The Lobby Bar – No Prescription Necessary, Now Available Over the Counter
Electrique. Paul Riegler explains why the future of electric vehicles is very bright right now. This is in part thanks to legislature that incentivizes research in the industry, but mostly because the majority of EVs are outfitted with multi-colored rainbow LED rim lights, making the roads just a little more visible and fabulous for everyone.
Take a pill. 2017 is …

Lobby Bar – July 7: Cars Are Pokémon Too, How to Time Travel, and the Clones Are Back

The Lobby Bar – Fittingly Fulfilling When Taken With a Full Glass of Milk
Join us. Many significant moments in travel history have occurred in Julys past, and here to help you revisit them is Jesse, the magazine’s dedicated time-traveling reporter. Rumor has it that if you read Lobby Bar every week for five years, you too could gain time traveling powers. Then, and only then, can you apply for a …